“The One That Goes Brrrr”: Convicted Felon Orders Glock Switches From China And Leaves A Public Review Like It’s Amazon

When your illegal auto-sear shopping cart review is more honest than most people’s relationship status.

In the grand circus that is modern America, sometimes the clowns don’t even need a tent — they just order illegal firearm upgrades straight from China and then leave a glowing product review like it’s a pair of wireless earbuds.

Meet Deandre Jackson, a 28-year-old man from New Roads, Louisiana. Jackson, who happens to be a convicted felon, allegedly decided it would be a fantastic idea to order illegal Glock switches (auto-sears that turn regular pistols into fully automatic machine guns) from overseas. To make things even smarter, he used his girlfriend’s name and address for the shipment.

But here’s where the story goes from “dumb” to “legendary levels of stupidity.”

While most people would keep their illegal gun modification orders as quiet as possible, Jackson couldn’t resist leaving a public review on the seller’s website. His request? He specifically asked for “the one that goes Brrrr when I squeeze.”

Yes, you read that right. He literally wrote the onomatopoeia for fully automatic gunfire in a product review. Like he was ordering a new gaming controller.

Authorities in Pointe Coupee Parish, along with private investigators, noticed the review during their probe. Packages were intercepted, and Jackson was arrested. He now faces serious charges including unlawful handling of machine guns, conspiracy to commit unlawful handling of machine guns, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

When questioned, Jackson reportedly admitted he knew exactly what the devices were — because, you know, the product reviews made it pretty obvious.

This is peak Ironic Society material.

In an era where everyone screams about “privacy” and “surveillance,” a grown man who is already a convicted felon thought it was perfectly normal to publicly review an illegal firearm conversion kit using the same casual tone people use for “this pressure cooker is great for meal prep.”

It’s almost impressive how confidently stupid the move was.

We live in a country where you can’t buy a beer in some places if you’re under 21, but somehow people still believe they can order machine gun parts from China, ship them to their girlfriend’s house, and leave a five-star review saying “goes Brrrr” without anyone noticing. The sheer lack of self-awareness is almost artistic.

And let’s not ignore the bigger irony here: this man is a convicted felon — someone who is legally prohibited from owning firearms — yet he still found a way to try and turn a regular Glock into a spray-and-pray instrument… all while leaving receipts in public like a digital paper trail for the police.

Some people really do speedrun their own downfall.

In the end, this story isn’t just about one dumb criminal. It’s about how the internet has made even the most illegal activities feel as casual as online shopping. People have become so comfortable behind their screens that they forget real-world consequences still exist.

So the next time someone tells you “no one will know,” just remember Deandre Jackson and his legendary “goes Brrrr” review.

Sometimes the internet doesn’t just expose you — it helps the police build the case for free.

Drop your thoughts in the comments:

• What’s the dumbest “online shopping fail” story you’ve ever heard?
• Do you think people like this are born this way or does the internet just make everyone dumber?
• Would you have left the review… or gone full ghost mode?

Tag someone who needs to see this before they make their next “brilliant” decision.